When I took a walk
I came to a well
With fat ugly men
Screaming "You can't swim"
Well, I jumped into the water
Came up again
They were so scared
Their faces burst like old berries

The fat ugly men
Fell in the well
They were screaming "we can't swim"
I don't care for them

Well I pushed them in the well
And laughed for a hundred years
There was blood all over
And a lot of tears
Now their bodies are rotten
And smell just like shit
Let me piss in your eyes
Fat ugly men!