Early Monday morning
Little Bunny was awaken
He was jerked from a lovely dream
Where a huge carrot could be seen
The dream had turned real
An appetizing meal
He cried out "Oh my God!"
Now it's time to get stuffed

Bunny took a look around and his eyes found
There  was a bunch of lovely chicks
Watching him and ready for kicks
Couldn't be delayed
From his path he didn't stray
All the way he enjoyed himself
Ballsy Bunny will never fail

During the day and night
Feels himself alright
Only duty's to his chicks
He's got to keep 'em satisfied
Food for the body and soul
In his cage he's got it all
No one knows an easier life
Sex and food's  what makes 'im jive

Bunny wouldn't call his cage a prison
He doesn't want to get away from here
He's got no sensibility just reason
Too stuffed with food he doesn't need freedom